I don’t want to pick a team. I want to make people laugh and hopefully bring some – be humorous about the human experience, you know, whether they’re people of any stripes of life.
I always had this romantic notion of living in New York. I just felt like, everyone could be different and weird and whatever they are in New York.
You didn’t question – kind of like, you would go to college. You would wear a tie to work. You would, you know, you would work for 40 years. And then you would play golf for three years, and then you would die. That was how I was raised.
I never went to church when I was in college, either.
I would say my return to my faith is – it’s a very personal thing.
Some people that work for Hot Pockets came to my Denver Paramount Theater show. They brought these hot pocket boxes the size of suit cases for me to sign. I wrote “these are WMD’s” on the boxes. The HP people seem to have a good sense of humor about all of it.
Cancer is always funny.
I would make sweet love to Don Rickles.
Don’t take this the wrong way but I care more and I’m a better online friend than you. I also spend way to much time online.
I’d really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.
I’ve been doing theaters like the Warner for about a year and we’ve found the earlier you get the tickets on sale the better idea you get on how many shows we will be doing.
I smoke crack. I get all my dancers together and we do a prayer.
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.
I’d have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it’s for losers.
The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.
Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic.
I realize I look very hip hop but I’m really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.
I do Sierra Mist commercials not because they pay me a lot of money or because it only takes a couple of days. I do it because I have a respect for all sodas and I like to communicate that. Some people say soda, some people say pop, where I’m from in Indiana they called it breakfast.
What’s amazing about doing movies, compared to television, there’s an ending you can see. There’s an enthusiasm to it.
Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it’s what inspires you. So I feel like with food, it is a passion of mine. It’s where my sensibility rests. I love topics that are universal, and I love stuff that doesn’t alienate people.