I think Hillary Clinton’s style is perfect. Perfect. You don’t notice what she’s wearing, you notice the woman.
You’re college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It’s not who you know, it’s whom.
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we’re going down the tube.
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian – and I stand by it: He’s the daughter Cher wishes she’d had.
Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It’s fashion – enjoy it!
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
I’m no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer’s. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny. And when you’re very, very happy, you’re not very funny. You’re just happy. I’d rather be damaged and funny.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
I was born in 1962 and the room next to me was 1963.
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again.
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn’t wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny.
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate.’ For me that would be a shroud.
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.
Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren’t laughable. But isn’t it? That’s what separates us from the animals. We laugh.
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.