Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that.
Distance lends enchantment to the view.
Synergy – the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.
All good things arrive unto them that wait – and don’t die in the meantime.
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
As to the adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.
To do right is wonderful. To teach others to do right is even more wonderful – and much easier.
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it’s efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don’t know anything and can’t read-.
An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere.
I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won’t.
Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.
It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple’s sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have been better for us-oh infinitely better for us-if the serpent had been forbidden.