I would say that my mother is the single biggest role model in my life, but that term doesn’t seem to encompass enough when I use it about her. She was the love of my life.
I am an incredibly impatient person.
I don’t want to be skinny. I’m constantly in a state of self-improvement, but I don’t beat myself up over it.
Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.
Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.
I worship makeup. The basics are always: Stila shadows, LeClerc powder for my crazy shiny skin, Bobbie brown liner pot, Chanel mascara, and Koh Gen Do for foundation, Nars for colors and sparkles.
I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.
I have a goofy side that impacts my clothing a lot. To that end, I love witty, colorful, prints.
If you’re a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere. I got all the attention I could ever have wanted.
Write your own part. It is the only way I’ve gotten anywhere. It is much harder work, but sometimes you have to take destiny into your own hands.
I really love ‘Bridget Jones’s Diary’ – and I love the book, too. You wonder how it ever got made into a movie. She’s supposed to be chubby, and two of the hottest guys ever are straight-up fighting over her?
I’m not into red carpet looks where it’s clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.
Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I’ve been surprised at how much I’ve been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that’s true.
People talk about mumblecore but I prefer bumblecore, hyper-realistic bee movies about how bees really are.
People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.
Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion.
People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I’m just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking with. What’s wrong with me?
Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like.
I would rather have someone read my diary than look at my iPod playlists.
You always want to keep your look clean and elegant, but you don’t have to do the safe black-dress route. Have some fun! Wear something colorful with a hint of sparkle.