Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, And that’s what parents were created for.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
A jolly young fellow from Yuma Told an elephant joke to a puma; now his skeleton lies beneath hot western skies- the puma had no sense of huma.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind, But it is very difficult to treat because it cannot even be defined, Because everything is not gold that glisters and everything is not a tear that glistens, And one man’s remorse is another man’s reminiscence.
Elephants are useful friends: they have handles on both ends.
Sure deck your lower limbs in pants; Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance– Have you seen yourself retreating?