My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.
Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a less-challenging emotional nature...
My husband and I didn’t sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.
It’s a big culture of mind control too, MK-Ultra mind control rules in Hollywood. If you don’t know that, google it and look into it. It’s really hard for artists to find their voice in the media. It’s levels of brainwashing and mind control.
I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.
A good man doesn’t just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut.
There’s nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.
I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job.
Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.
Laugh every day as much as you can.
I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny.
Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
US needs to fix up it’s election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.
I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he’s a babe. He’s got that Ronald Reagan charm. I think he’s hot. I respect his wife, but if he wasn’t married I’d be putting on my cowboy boots and coming around.
There isn’t any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.
Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.