You can really learn from Donahue. I didn’t know you could be a woman in a man’s body. You go out and you can’t parallel park.
I’m not upset about my divorce. I’m only upset that I’m not a widow.
I’m on the mirror diet. You eat all your food in front of a mirror in the nude. It works pretty good, though some of the fancier restaurants don’t go for it.
My husband says, ‘Roseanne, don’t you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?’ Like I’m gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for that.
As long as your abuser has you scared, you will stay in the cycle of abuse. Thinking of solutions helps you to escape.
Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world.
I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.
In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.
ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most.
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn’t for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that’s what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where ‘Dental Hygienist’ has been added to the list.
You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.
I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?!
TV is a language all its own, a land of one dimensional stereotypes that destroys culture, not adds to it. TV is anti-art, a reflection of consumerism that serves the power structure. TV is about demographics.
I’m just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.
I’m a heterosexual. I don’t know why I’m like this. I was just born this way.
I can’t have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.
I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy.
My children love me. I’m like the mother they never had.
I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines.