I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.