An economist’s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else’s.
It’s easy being a humorist when you’ve got the whole government working for you.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.
You can’t legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world.
There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good free holy beans.
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.
Don’t wait to buy land, buy land and wait.
In a real estate man’s eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell.
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a martyr.
I have always claimed Americans didn’t want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one.
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.