The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
When you’re through learning, you’re through.
That’s what a Congressman or a Senator is for – to see that too much money don’t accumulate in the national Treasury.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
You’ve never in your life seen a picture, I bet any one of you, never seen a picture of one of these old Pilgrims praying when they didn’t have a gun right by the side of them. That was to see that he got what he was praying for.
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don’t take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again.
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.
I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
There ought to be one day – just one – when there is open season on senators.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn’t, too.