I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
It’s great to be great, but its greater to be human.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain’t a thing.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
My forefathers didn’t come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.