Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.
I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social.
I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?
Life is a concentration camp. You’re stuck here and there’s no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.
I don’t own a computer. I’ve never seen anything online at all – nothing. I don’t own a word processor. I have none of that stuff. It’s not an act of rebellion. I’m just not a gadget person.
Dying is like making love, except you don’t get naseous afterwards.
What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn’t for certain people.
There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.
When you are dead, it is hard to find the light switch.
You mellow too much you ripen and rot.
Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.
I don’t know what I want, but I know what I don’t want.
Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.
I’m a big believer in supporting the action on film with the appropriate music. It covers a multitude of sins. It’s gotten me out of a lot of jams, over the years. So, music for me is a very big thing in films and I use it unashamedly.
I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.
Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?
Show business is dog eat dog. It’s worse than dog eat dog. It’s dog doesn’t return dog’s phone calls.
Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don’t have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn’t have to be great can still make a living out of it.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.