I always wanted to direct movies. That’s what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school.
Every single person wants to do it, don’t hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!
Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they’re all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn’t sway that way, you know?
It’s not that I’m racist or anything, because I’m not, but I just don’t think we should be wasting our time helping people that are going to die soon anyway.
I’m a film geek man. I love toys. I love everything in filmmaking, so for me to just be around this technology is just so cool to watch it being used for the first time, some of the stuff.
People often ask me when there’s going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It’s a confusing question sometimes because many people don’t realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff.
Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?
It’s a good thing I’m a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.
I’ve never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff.
I’m not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.
I don’t like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do.
If we’ve learned anything, it’s that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.
The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.
I’ve always wanted to have kids of my own, it’s just tough finding a woman I wouldn’t be wasting my DNA on.
Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.
I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn’t he?
People ask me, ‘Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?’ I always tell them that there’s nothing on earth better than being famous.
It’s not that George Bush doesn’t care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can’t swim.
Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something...
I really couldn’t say how famous I really am, that’s for the history books to decide. But I’ll probably be pretty up there.