One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn’t need to be rude.
I mean, what’s eleven million people now days?
It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married – those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there’s like this extra 10 years of that angst.
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.
She can’t say no if she’s unconscious.
What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Hitler was about population control.
I wouldn’t say I’m bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I’d say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.
The way I write is that I’ll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.
Yea, I’ve got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
I’m not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.
Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.
I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I’m totally not, I’m just better than everybody else.
It’s just people trying to get on TV, not like it’s really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.
I had no interest in sports so I didn’t make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.
Maybe that’s all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
It’s not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It’s just that, we weren’t there, we don’t know.
I mean, I’m a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?
I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.
I never go looking for child pornography, but I mean, if somebody sends me an email with some pictures, I’m not going to turn around and report them.