Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.
Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.
A kid came up to me the other day and said, ‘Hey, you’re the guy on Scrubs!’ Kid, I am Scrubs, and don’t you forget it.
That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.
In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You’ll get quite an evil eye if you don’t leave a tip at the bar.
I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.
I am really driven, but my drive doesn’t effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.
I love ‘Scrubs.’ It’s the best day job in the world.
I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league – I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you’re interested.
It’s just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!
Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don’t understand that.
I don’t want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.
It’s trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture.
I don’t think it’s a black and white issue. If a man’s family is starving so to speak, I don’t think I’ll hold it against him for stealing a loaf of bread.
I could be one if I wanted to, I’m just way too overqualified for a job that simple.
I donno, it’s not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.
Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.
Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter.
It’s a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.
I mean, nobody’s ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we’re all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.