There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.