Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.
The universe clearly operates for the benefit of humanity. This can be readily seen from the convenient way the sun comes up in the morning, when people are ready to start the day.
Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.
Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.
No such thing as spare time, no such thing as free time, no such thing as down time. All you got is life time. Go.
Make love, not war. Unless you’re Loki, in which case: do what you want.
Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.
Don’t complain; just work harder.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
Learn to laugh at your problems, cause everybody else does.
Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied.
If you care about what you do and work hard at it, there isn’t anything you can’t do if you want to.
Every storm runs out of rain, just like every dark night turns into day.
Self-discipline is the ability to make yourself do something you don’t necessarily want to do, to get a result you would really like to have.
Adversity is preparation for greatness.
Catch someone doing something right.
When you stop learning you stop growing.
You fight dandelions all weekend, and late Monday afternoon there they are, pert as all get out, in full and gorgeous bloom, pretty as can be, thriving as only dandelions can in the face of adversity.
I knew I became a professional when I stop paying attention to what time it was.