Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
If you want to break the rules of grammar, first learn the rules of grammar.
Don’t be a drag. Just be a queen.
The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all.
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
There’s no such thing as a free lunch.
Everyone should have their mind blown once a day.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.
Give me a museum and I’ll fill it.
So Einstein was wrong when he said, “God does not play dice.” Consideration of black holes suggests, not only that God does play dice, but that he sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can’t be seen.
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.
If you want to fly with the eagles, don’t swim with the ducks!
Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
Common sense is not so common.
The best is the enemy of the good.