Never mistake motion for action.
Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.
That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
My life is perfect even when it’s not.
Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
If a man does his best, what else is there?
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.