Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
Though this be madness, yet there is method in’t.
It’s weird not to be weird.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.
This wallpaper is dreadful, one of us will have to go.
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.
We are all fools in love.
Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?
A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.