A good friend will always stab you in the front.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
I am not young enough to know everything.
So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.
Think before you speak. Read before you think.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
To define is to limit.