You can observe a lot just by watching.
Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
So much universe, and so little time.
Money doesn't talk, it swears.
If you’ve been playing poker for half an hour and you still don’t know who the patsy is, you’re the patsy.
If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?
Motivation alone is not enough. If you have an idiot and you motivate him, now you have a motivated idiot.
If you're explaining, you're losing.
Gold gets dug out of the ground in Africa, or someplace. Then we melt it down, dig another hole, bury it again and pay people to stand around guarding it. It has no utility. Anyone watching from Mars would be scratching their head.
Be the Mick Jagger of the Mailroom, the Warren Buffett of Bookkeeping and the Bono of stapler selling
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
When you borrow a man’s car, always return it with a tank of gas.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
It’s not your job to like me – it’s mine.
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.