Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
Wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure.