I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I’ll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.
I thought maybe she was trying to be funny but then realized this was impossible to do without a sense of humor.
I love your personality,” I said with wide eyes and an open smile. I had used this look before when a bank teller at Wells Fargo had threatened to put a ten-day hold on a check from my father because my average balance was $3.56.
In fact, we’d discussed marriage on several occasions just because we seemed to get along so well, but after thinking long and hard, I realized it was not in my best interest to waste my first marriage on a gay man.
She cried the first time she was pulled over by a cop. I explained to her that there is no reason to cry when getting pulled over – unless you’re coming directly from from a crime scene.