I want to start saying bad words all the time!
Hulk Hogan’s wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.
The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama’s always around me.
It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.
I think bullying of anybody, whether they’re gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.
I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I’d have no friends.
We women have to stick together.
I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied – so much so that there were days when I was like, ‘I can’t go to school today.’ I was too scared.
The important thing is to be drunk.
It’s a pleasure to play my sister because everything I’ve accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.
A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.
People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I’m a heavy drinker. I don’t want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting.
I’m into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.
Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word out – why not just wait until you’re crowning?
Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba.
I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.
When I look at all the people that I have working for me and the company I’ve started and all the people that benefit from it and have a living because of it, it’s very motivating to continue to do it.
No one tells me what to do – in any capacity.
It’s a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I’ve been living this life for a long time, and I’m over myself.
I’m a worker. I like to work and I like to provide work for other people. I like to put people on my show who normally would never have a chance at being on television.