I can’t even put gas in my plane!
I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
You know the world’s gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don’t want to go to war !
I saw the yearbook picture. There was six of them! I ain’t have six friends in high school, I don’t have six friends now! That’s three on three with a half court.
The Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden.
Artistically I’m curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
You don’t pay taxes; they take them from your check. That’s not a payment – that’s a ’jack.
Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.
If you’re the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
God bless America, and no place else.
Money is the best lotion in the world.
Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade.
People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That’s just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.
If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah’s money he’d jump out the window.
I’m never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.
My dad worked every day. I didn’t get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids – that’s what success is to me.
I’m an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you’re rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I’ll do some stand up, maybe I’ll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.