Director Oliver Stone says he’s going to make a movie about Vladimir Putin. I can’t believe anyone would want to work with that insane communist. And Putin is a little crazy as well.
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets.
I aim to please. I’m nothing if not a vaudevillian.
I’ve got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.
Acid gave me a clinical, unblinking look at madness, and I discovered I wasn’t brave enough to be insane.
Anyone who’s just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.
I’m reading a book, because I’m brainy. No, it is a book – if you don’t know, it is like a blog except bigger.
The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.
If I start giving people what they like I’ll turn into one of them and I don’t want to be one of them I want to be one of me.
Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.
I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I’m like,’Come on, you’ve got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
I’m gonna enjoy being old I think I’ll be awesome at it.
It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.
Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.
Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn’t matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover.
Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.
Insiders say Obama’s pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been ‘acting’ like he was born in Hawaii for a long time.
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.