The great thing about golf – and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it – you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.
Eventually everyone has to die, except Elvis.
She goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.
There’s an old saying among scientific guys: “You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs, ideally by dropping a cement truck on them from a crane.”
The books all say that barracuda rarely eat people, but very few barracuda can read.
Millions of Americans own dogs, because they are good-natured, simple, and easily amused. I am referring here to the Americans. The dogs are not exactly Mensa members either, but they definitely make better pets than tropical fish.
A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.
Never lick a steak knife.
The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service.
Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal.
England is a very popular foreign country to visit because the people there speak some English.
England manufactures most of the world’s airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don’t care.
This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream.
A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O’Hare, you can’t get there at all.
Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It’s intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as “mineral” and “linoleum.”
If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.
I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.
You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.