Not everyone has a Life’s Work. Some people simply have a Life.
Winter: It’s not just a season, it’s who we are.
We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?
People in cars cause accidents and accidents in cars cause people.
Never insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate.
In the end, all solutions are temporary.
Give up your good ‘Christian’ life and follow Jesus.
To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich.
Years ago, manhood was an opportunity for achievement, and now it is a problem to be overcome.
A romp in the hay lingers like the first line of a song, but your true love is the one you make a life with and write more than a line about, you write a whole book.
Your car, comfort though it be, this little den and dining room on wheels, is a prison that deadens your senses, and to feel wholly alive you must go for a walk.
Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.
A child can educate just about anybody.
My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts.
Take care of your friends. Because there will come a time when you’ll be no good to anyone, and the only reason for people to talk to you will be sheer habit.
Sing your song; don’t let the bastards get you down.
All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?
Scripture doesn’t promise that God will remove temptation, only that you’ll be given strength to withstand it.
We’d all be alot happier if we’d stop assuming we’re supposed to be happy.
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it!