I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you believe in god, you’re wrong.
Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say ‘you should keep your atheism to yourself.’
I’m not a person that’s easily embarrassed, but I’m embarrassed for other people.
I’m basically a ‘do unto others’ type person. I don’t have any religious feelings because I’m an atheist, but I live my life like there’s a God. And if there was he’d probably love me.
If David Brent is the best thing that I ever come up with, then so be it. What are you supposed to do, time the best thing you do for just before you die?
I can’t stand it. I can’t stand someone being embarrassed. I don’t know why. If someone slips over and the first thing they do is look around, I pretend I haven’t seen it.
Fact is stranger than fiction. You see people walking down the street that would never be allowed on television. You have to tone it down.
Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside.
If you can’t joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what’s the point of jokes? What’s the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.
I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It’s just an endless well, embarrassment.
My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese.
Since there is absolutely no logical reason to assume there is an afterlife, I decided to make the life I have now as much fun as possible.
I am not a wolf in sheep’s clothing, I’m a wolf in wolf’s clothing.
You can just keep getting it worse until you have to pull back and let the audience breathe. But yeah, I really love digging.
The grass isn’t always greener on the other side!
I don’t think humans are meant to be looked at when we’re buying pants.
That’s what being nervous and sort of out of your comfort zone does. It’s the same in “The Office” when a black guy comes to the office and all he thinks is ‘I better show this guy I’m not a racist.’ So what does he do? Only talks about black issues.
I think the best advice I’d say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.