Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I’m never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
There’s nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can’t cure.
I never ever see a film of mine after I release it to the public. I see it when I shoot it in my dailies and while I’m editing it, re-editing it and reshooting it and all that. By the time it’s finished I never want to see it again.
I wouldn’t mind dying so much if it wasn’t that I would be dead at the end of it.
Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God – I’ll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
I have a limitless amount of great music at my disposal and it’s very, very pleasurable because when the music goes on the film it’s amazing how much it livens up the film and gives it an emotional kick in the pants, sort of.
I’m trying to arrange my life so I don’t have to be present.
Honey, there’s a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
As the author you know how you want it to appear on screen and it’s always the content dictating the form.
Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I’m a pervert because I drank our water bed.
I never think I feel cynical in general. Cynical is reality with an alternate spelling. I feel there’s a gigantic amount of injustice and overt crime every day in the world, from emotional crimes to international crimes, and it often carries rewards.
You’re still in love’ ‘No I’m not, I’m not She’ll always be a part of me, and she’s an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn’t working.’ ‘What element?’ ‘We never found out.
I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don’t see any advantage in this whatsoever.
I’ve never dated a fictional character before. The closest I ever came was an Italian.
Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses.
Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.
People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.