We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn’t be any witnesses.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I always write the same way. I always write with a yellow pad and a ballpoint pen on my bed. And then I go and type it up afterwards. I’ve always done that. Those things become habitual.
I’m a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don’t drink, I don’t smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you’re not nauseous.
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
While we’re waiting for a cab I’ll give you your lesson for today. Don’t listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don’t pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that’s how you’ll know what life is really gonna be like.
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
People make films for different reasons. For money. Or, they make them because something in them demands artistic expression. I do it because I enjoy the work.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer. Not to love is to suffer.
Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they’re awake?
In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one’s age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.
One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.
If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.
There have been times when I’ve thought about it – but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.
All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I’m driving a used car.
I’m at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I’m profoundly grateful to her.