I love the rain – it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.
When you write the script, you’re home in a room by yourself, and you’re writing, and there’s no connection with the real performing world. So you get a lot of things wrong and make a lot of mistakes and make a lot of bad choices.
Life’s hard, then you die.
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Should I marry W? Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in her name. And what about her career? How can I ask a woman of her beauty to give up the Roller Derby? Decisions...
For some reason it gives people pleasure to equate the life of certain movie actors or actresses with their actual lives.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I don’t like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.
I read in self-defense.
Our love, our love will last forever. It’s forever but it just doesn’t work. That’s why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.
It’s funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it’s a contradiction.
Your still searching for me in every woman. You’ll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
The most important words in the English language are not ‘I love you’ but ‘it’s benign.’
Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety.
I never have an alter ego in the movies. That’s a fiction that the press has made up over the years, and it’s fun to write that. It gives them something to write.
Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name.
I don’t know enough to be incompetent.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.