The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world’s original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.