I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them.
In the insurance business, there is no statute of limitation on stupidity.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
It’s like deja-vu, all over again.
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
If you think that hiring professionals is expensive, try hiring amateurs.
Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.
Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.
Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.