I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
People ask me if I could fly, I said, ‘yes... for a little while.’
Real gs move in silence like lasagna.
When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them, ‘no, I went to films.’
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.