Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
You only go around once, but if you play your cards right, once is enough.
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
A stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet.
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Be yourself. No one can say you’re doing it wrong.
If you think that hiring professionals is expensive, try hiring amateurs.
If you can’t feed a team with two pizzas, it’s too large.
Drop it like it’s hot.
Every dog has its day.
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.
Don’t ask me, I don’t know.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it.
I’m the luckiest unlucky person.
What good is envy? It’s the one sin you can’t have any fun at.
If you mind your own business, you’ll stay busy all the time.
Go have fun and make money.