Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory, which states that this has already happened.
Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.
So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.
Don’t Panic.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Life is a beautiful magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
I am too fond of reading books to care to write them.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.
Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.