Oh the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done!
My life is perfect even when it’s not.
Whisky is liquid sunshine.
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Baby you’re a firework, come on, let your colors burst!!
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
Don’t be a drag. Just be a queen.
Real gs move in silence like lasagna.
I have no stress, because I am the best.
I’m too fast. I’m too smart. I’m too pretty.
If you want milk, don’t sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
I work until beer o’clock.
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries.
It’s like deja-vu, all over again.
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.
You can’t be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.
Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.