Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Oh you’ve redecorated! I don’t like it.
Be the Mick Jagger of the Mailroom, the Warren Buffett of Bookkeeping and the Bono of stapler selling
Dead Last Finish is greater than Did Not Finish, which trumps Did Not Start.
There are some important differences between me and Tony Stark, like I have five kids, so I spend more time going to Disneyland than parties.
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program.
Excuses don’t burn calories.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Love is being stupid together.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
There’s a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven’t the time to enjoy it.
If you have two frogs, eat the ugliest one first.
Some people say that less is more. But I think more is more.
Fill your house with stacks of books, in all the crannies and all the nooks.
When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.
Oh the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.