Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.
Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
If you can’t feed a team with two pizzas, it’s too large.
I’m growing older, but not up.
If it ain’t fun don’t do it.
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
Work hard, trust in God, and keep your bowels open.
Even though you’re growing up, you should never stop having fun.
Let’s be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.
Life is what you make it: If you snooze, you lose; and if you snore, you lose more.
The bigger the better; in everything.
If it’s planned, it’s boring.
I’ve actually not read any books on time management.
Don’t just dream it. Be it!
Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Ever make mistakes in life? Let’s make them birds. Yeah, they’re birds now.
I guess I’m a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That’s okay though; I have more fun than most people.