Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Life is a party. Dress for it.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Love loves to love love.
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
I feel much better, now that I’ve given up hope.
Let’s build us a happy, little cloud that floats around the sky.
Failure is always an option.
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it’s much more serious than that.
I go through life like a Karate Kid.
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.
My name is Linus, and I am your God.
Developers have the attention spans of slightly moronic woodland creatures.
What’s the ROI of your Mom?
My philosophy is: If you can’t have fun, there’s no sense in doing it.
What you see is what you get.
Enjoy every sandwich.
Don’t take things too seriously, and just chill.