It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.
Don’t take life too seriously and have fun. Don’t waste your time on things that your ego will try and convince you are important.
You will know your path by the fun of it.
If plan A fails, remember there are 25 more letters.
I hate weekends because there is no stock market.
I’m just here so I won’t get fined.
I love money and money loves me.
Creativity is great-but not in accounting.
All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal.
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?
We lost because we didn’t win.
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
I’m a project manager, not a magician. Magicians have way cooler hats.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The impossible I do immediately, miracles take a little longer.
Don’t worry, be happy! Embrace your weirdness.
If anything can go wrong it will.
I say, ‘Why not’ to everything.
Even the best weeks start with Monday.