Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.
Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Do you believe in life after love?
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
The difference between us and a computer is that, the computer is blindingly stupid, but it is capable of being stupid many, many million times a second.
Earth: mostly harmless.
Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.
The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.
One day all of us will die but – and this is the important thing – we are not dead yet.
You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become?
The universe clearly operates for the benefit of humanity. This can be readily seen from the convenient way the sun comes up in the morning, when people are ready to start the day.
Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!
My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.