Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.
I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Trust me. I’m a genius.
Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
One Band, One Dream, One Direction.
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
It ain't over till it's over.
Cat: Where are you going? Alice: Which way should I go? Cat: That depends on where you are going. Alice: I don’t know. Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.
Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?? ‘Supposing it didn’t,’ said Pooh after careful thought. Piglet was comforted by this.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.