The Bible has been through at least half a dozen translations by the time you read it. Plus, when the word of God is infected by the hand of man, that is, written down, it is tainted.
You know, I think there’s a good rule of thumb here: Don’t take nutritional advice from other species.
The Smurfs 2 is a great movie. The Smurfs are tiny little creatures that everybody loves. They’re like Justin Bieber – minus the part about everybody loving him.
These days, young people watch TV on smartphones and computers. Young people with an actual TV set are harder to find than a picture of Anthony Weiner with his clothes on.
You should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor.
A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.
It’s a book. It’s mine. And it’s done.
I’m always a bit shy around evil people...
You gotta laugh because if you didn’t you’d cry.
Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn’t it?
There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.
If you don’t vote, you’re a moron.
All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.
Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child.
My pilot’s license. I’m proud of that.
The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.
The truth is, you win the Lotto. That’s really how you have to approach it. You’re a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.
I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It’s quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It’s kind of a happy train wreck.
I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I’m a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don’t care for it.
I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they’d have to really suck.