A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I’m outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?
During the cold war, West Berlin was an exclave – a tiny outpost of liberalism surrounded by people who want to crush it. It was like Austin, Texas.
Here in Los Angeles, school’s out for summer. For thousands of school kids, this is the first week of summer vacation. And for thousands of parents, it’s the first week of hell.
I hated the summer jobs I had when I was a teenager. They were so mundane and repetitious, they deadened my soul. On the bright side, it was good training for this job.
Every year there’s a jury at the Cannes Film Festival. Getting on the jury is very competitive in France. Not because the French love cinema, but because they love to judge.
The first day of spring is known as the vernal equinox. The equinox is special. It only happens twice a year, like a good night in ratings for NBC.
World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It’s like Black Friday at the mall.
I think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the same, and all classification is the root of prejudice.
The Bible has been through at least half a dozen translations by the time you read it. Plus, when the word of God is infected by the hand of man, that is, written down, it is tainted.
You know, I think there’s a good rule of thumb here: Don’t take nutritional advice from other species.
The Smurfs 2 is a great movie. The Smurfs are tiny little creatures that everybody loves. They’re like Justin Bieber – minus the part about everybody loving him.
These days, young people watch TV on smartphones and computers. Young people with an actual TV set are harder to find than a picture of Anthony Weiner with his clothes on.
You should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor.
A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.
It’s a book. It’s mine. And it’s done.
I’m always a bit shy around evil people...
You gotta laugh because if you didn’t you’d cry.
Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn’t it?
There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.
If you don’t vote, you’re a moron.