Do I have to use my own money?
No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
I used everything you gave me.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
It is my theory you can’t get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.
Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.
Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.
Motherhood isn’t just a series of contractions; it’s a state of mind. From the moment we know life is inside us, we feel a responsibility to protect and defend that human being.
With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.
Success is outliving your failures.
I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.
Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.
I don’t know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.
If compliments were food, I’d have starved to death 28 years ago.
I have a friend who lives by a three-word philosophy: Seize the Moment. Just possibly, she may be the wisest woman on this planet.
Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
Don’t worry about who doesn’t like you, who has more, or who’s doing what.
Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to the day when breathing and raising a baby at the same time were incompatible.