Why do they bother saying “raw sewage”? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
Rhetoric paints with a broad brush.
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.
This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal.
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard.
I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.
I go to bed early; my favorite dream comes on at nine.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you’re not dead yet.
Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.
Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don’t mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn’t lead anywhere.
Mother’s milk leads to everything.
No one ever says, ‘It’s only a game’ when their team is winning.
All patriarchal societies are either preparing for war, at war, or recovering from war.
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
I’m in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn’t include malignant tumors.
Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.