I’m an outdoor nut. If I’m not working, I’m on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.
You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job – primer red and primer gray.
Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.
You might be a redneck if it’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y’all Doin’?
You might be a redneck if you’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade.
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy’s current wife in high school.
You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.